I work in a pharmacy.  I've been there for almost six years now.  It's in the ghetto, sandwiched between a 24-hour doughnut/lotto place, a bar that opens at 8am, and a porn shop.  It's fun, and I get to deal with a lot of.... interesting people.

I was a newbie pharmacy tech, having had the job for only a few months at that point, and was still a bit inexperienced with some of the people I was dealing with, and some of the strange excuses that people would use to try and get early refills on their pain medications.  So, imagine if you will, the reaction of this fresh-faced pharmacy tech getting a phone call one afternoon from a patient who wants us to push through an early refill on his pain meds because they were lost while he was camping in the woods.  This patient was minding his own business, when for no reason at all a bear came and stole it.

And thus, Vicodin-Bear was born.

Additional Notes

• Your bear will be bare naked.  At this time, I don't have any plans to add any accessories for them, but if you'd like an initial on it, please let me know in the message when you order it.
• Bears are made on request, and usually take about a week to ship.  If it is going to take longer, I will let you know.
• Regular-sized bear is a little just a bit over the size of your average can of soda.  Large size will be, well, larger, and cost extra.